I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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