Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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