I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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