Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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