She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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