i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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