The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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