508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think people are normalizing furries
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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