he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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