You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Found your dick twin last night
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I did not marry a roomba.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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