I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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