check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he puts the penis in happiness.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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