so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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