did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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