We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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