TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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