he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
