You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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