u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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