OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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