i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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