At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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