Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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