We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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