so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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