with your own penis?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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