Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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