I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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