I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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