don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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