2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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