I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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