is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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