you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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