first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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