Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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