she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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