Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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