She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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