Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I fill condoms, not promises.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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