Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
