i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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