why didn't you poke me back
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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