4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
