I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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