Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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