I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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