weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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