He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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