Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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