It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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