we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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