The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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