Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Holy shit dude........stairs
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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