if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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