i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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