made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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